Fairy Target Mother

As most everyone in my general vicinity knows...I love me some TARGET! And there's nothing more that I love than a Target gift card. One nice little "older lady" walked right up to me in the pasta isle and told me she won't be able to use her gift card and wanted me to have it. What is this you say?!?! You can't use it?!?! Are you going to MARS and won't be in need of anything a human being can possibly use for the next 568 years?! That's just crazy talk. Well, as you can see, I happily accepted it and thanked her about a million times. It's the little things in life that make me happy :o)