Deadliest catch

It must have been a rough season out on the wild ocean for this rogue fisherman...or a few weeks of working from home without the necessity to shave. But with crab as expensive as it is, maybe he should go work on a big fishing rig! He'd fit right in and I bet they wouldn't notice that he has no idea what he's doing when he looks so much the part. Too bad he doesn't like seafood :(